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What's Inside
This Month's Crate
Dusk Hazy IPA
New England IPA
Dry-hopped with Citra and Mosaic the day before packaging. Still dripping with tropical oils — mango, guava, and a resinous finish that coats the back of your throat.
6.8%
ABV
45
IBU
Flavor

Midnight Porch Stout
Barrel-Aged Imperial Stout
Aged 14 months in Buffalo Trace bourbon barrels. Vanilla, campfire smoke, dark chocolate, and a warmth that spreads from your chest outward. Sip slowly — this one earns your attention.
11.2%
ABV
30
IBU
Flavor

Pink Slip Sour
Spontaneous Wild Ale
Spontaneously fermented with wild Hudson Valley yeast, aged on local peaches. Eye-wateringly tart, funky, and alive. The kind of sour that makes you put the glass down and just say "wow."
5.4%
ABV
12
IBU
Flavor
Free shipping · Cancel anytime · Ships March 5th
They're Gone. Every Time.
Past Boxes Don't
Stick Around
Every drop we've sent has sold out. Not eventually — fast. Here's the evidence.

February 2026
Winter Warmers

January 2026
New Year, New Hops

December 2025
Holiday Cellar
"The February box completely broke my IPA tunnel vision. That smoked porter had me googling the brewery at midnight trying to order more. Sold out, obviously."

Marcus Webb
Portland, OR · February Drop
"I got the December box as a gift for my partner and we turned it into a whole tasting night. The brew notes card is genuinely great — reads like a love letter to each beer."

Priya Nair
Austin, TX · December Drop
"Three months in, zero regrets. I've talked about esters and dry-hop oils at a dinner party. I don't even know who I am anymore. This is the best problem I've ever had."
Jordan Kowalski
Chicago, IL · March Subscriber


